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When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms
I pulled the hammes today at school
by Boozle April 13, 2019
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hamminess

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Very large dimple butt on a man
Dang did you see Bob press his ham on his sliding glass door? That was some true hamminess going on.
by Kjsbee March 21, 2017
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hammish

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Something in Honesdale Slang that is usually cool but is at the current moment being stupid and annoying
Gym class was hammish yesterday because we didn't play football.
by Nate February 27, 2005
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hammie

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gurl version of homie but instead its hammie !
Whas hat'nin hammie!
by sammieeeJ June 6, 2010
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Hommies

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Hommies or Hommy (in the sing.) - pronounced: homm-E

a Germano-slavic term referring to 'a repressed sexual attachment between male counterparts in their pursuit of socially acceptable male bonding'.

Very frequently covered through the aggressive pursuit of sport and make believe. Used most frequently as a term of endearment and spoken with aggressive optimism.
"Hey Hommies! I am super-stoked about our upcoming frisbee tournament and Dungeons and Dragons cabin trip."

subtext: "I am aggressively optimistic about channeling the awkward sexual tension between us through mildly erotic pastimes"
by Emilio House March 24, 2010
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Sup den hammie

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a better way to say whats up then homie. usually said when excited about something you did. Could also use as a greeting.
I saw you spitting game to that fine girl dog

-Sup den hammie!!

Sup den hammie?

-Nothing much just chillin
by Kougersingh May 23, 2010
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hammie

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an asshole and a dick who is totally full of himself and he has a narcissistic disorder. he thinks he the shit when really everyone hates him. he thinks hes better than everyone else. he wouldnt hook up with you unless your hot, a bitch and "popular" and loves him as much as he loves himself(which is a lot).
ew dont be such a hammie!
by athenaherazeus February 23, 2008
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