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Hammerzeit

Pronounced H-ah-muhr-Sigh-et.

A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...
Halt, Hammerzeit!
by Joe 2.0.1 January 19, 2010
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hammerstank

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
by Paul Norris June 4, 2007
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Hammerstein Ballroomed

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.
by factorj March 9, 2011
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Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?
Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."
by A _ Credible _ Source December 14, 2022
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hammerfisting

In sex with multiple partner, 'hammerfisting' refers to the act of inserting ones fist into the vaginal- or anal orofice of a sex partner, whilst another sex partner repeatedly pounds the elbow of the inserted arm to create a hammer-effect.
the heat of the moment required hammerfisting to occur
by Mushroom Koen, bassmastah P November 24, 2011
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hammersteined

This is when a person, man or woman, is extremely drunk.
Oh my god, I'm totally hammersteined!
by Ice Princess December 28, 2005
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Hammerstorm

1. Heros of newerth charcter
2. the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with Chuck norris
BITCH U GOT HAMMERSTORMED

omg they have chuck norris, well we have hammerstorm

chuck norris can walk though land, but hammerstorm and swim through chuck norris

hammerstorm doesn't get wet the water get HAMMERSTORMED.
by Pathfinderz September 8, 2009
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