Carpet Halfpipe

When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.

Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.

Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe

Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal

Perez: frick yeah!

by I love carpet halfpipes March 27, 2011

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

halfapontus hucklebuck

when making love to a long legged woman, you lay her on her side at edge of bed straddling one leg while wrapping the other leg around your head. allowing full thrust of man standing on ground

I like carpet in my bedroom so when i breakout the halfapontus hucklebuck i dont slide my feet.
Its halfapontus hucklebuck time for that long legged woman!

by wombwreckinpeters May 19, 2010

Halfpipe Head

When your head is so concave that it looks like a halfpipe.

"I heard Tamika is gonna be here tonight. You know, the chick with the dented head."
"Shit is beyond dented. She's got a straight halfpipe head. I'm gonna hit a 540 Indy Nosebone off that bitch if you know what I mean."
"No."

"Brendan is dumb as fuck. Man better not come at me with that halfpipe head."
"I heard his head collects water when it rains."
"Nuh uh, really?"
"No not really you idiot."
"Aw man. I have all this salsa with no bowl. You had me excited."

by Shit heart August 13, 2021

halfpave

A halfpave is a social construct that tends to signify dominance, an example of a halfpave would be someone who commits atrocious crimes and gets away with it, another name would be, as professionals say, a "Sigma."

"Watch out, I heard there's a halfpave in that area."

by bridgerhall January 12, 2022