Hairy Gary

When a women slides her prickly 5 o'clock shadowed vagina up and down your back so you feel the scratching as she proceeds to leave a snail like slime trail that resembles gary the snail from spongebob

Last night clair went wild amd gave me a hairy gary

by Frankenstank January 11, 2018

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Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

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Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt

"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"

by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012

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