two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.

Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season

by mrjames81 December 8, 2009

New Haircut Sex

Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.

Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.

Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?

by DeV3333 October 28, 2010

Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020

Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

emo haircuts

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.

My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!

by Emo763 June 26, 2006

haircuts

Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.

"Hey, did you go see that new indie band at Popscene on Thursday?"

"Yeah, the haircuts were all there"

by supercuts September 15, 2008