haint

Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"

havent= haint=aint

"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

haint

An old southern therm for over-priced motorocycle.

I sold my house for a haint.

by Icesharc April 22, 2004

broke as a haint

When an individual has no money to purchase something or to pay a debt.

I would have bought everyone dinner, but I was broke as a haint.

by des_per_a_do November 29, 2010

haint

1. a gross thing
2. a crusty person

1. "Girl, you have haint hairs all over your face"
2. "You are such a haint"

by kay nixon November 11, 2022

Haint

This is when you have a lot of hair on your Taint.

Damn my haint got snagged on my jeans

by Oldhand May 3, 2025

LA haint

One of those LA influencers who move to Nashville cause "LA is just so much drama", and started speaking in a 'southern' accent in less then two months of living there.

"omg she was such an LA haint."

"tell me about it, she probably read some cowboy book-tok garbage and decided to move here."

by Mrmicfaceface August 25, 2025