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the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Habitual Bitch

A bitch that is.. habitual. Constantly being rude and obnoxious towards others. They're typically gross and ugly and still go around thinking they're hot shit when the truth is that everyone hates them. It's so normal for them do act this way, it's considered a habit. They have no real friends.
"Oh my God, Shelby is such a habitual bitch.."
by Luschous October 8, 2009
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habitual liar

A liar that is incapable of admitting to the truth ( a common term used to discribe Doe-De by anyone that has the misfourtune of meeting her ) ( A form of comunication used by the above mentioned white trash
by Matt HATES YOU October 10, 2006
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Habitchuated

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.
Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.
by RogerZero March 9, 2010
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Habitual Capster

Someone who lies on a regular and consistent basis.
Utsy kept on lying yesterday while playing fortnite, he was being a habitual capster.
by dawgfan103 February 3, 2020
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habitualize

To get one or more individuals to make a specific behavior a habit.
Children are "habitualized" to watch television, brush their teeth, read. Teenagers are "habitualized" to smoke cigarettes, drink alcoholic beverages, watch movies, engage in casual sexual intercourse. Young adults are "habitualized" to drink coffee. Adults (specially in the United States of America) are "habitualized" to overwork, overconsume, hoard money and other things.

Synonyms: accustom, practice, train, habituate, brainwash, acclimate, acclimatize, teach, program, bring up, raise, make used to. Antonyms: autonomous, liberate, leave alone.
by think.perfect December 27, 2011
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Habitual Masturbation

When you masturbate habitually, you masturbate not because you want to, but because it is that time of the day.
"Hey, where's Andre?"
"It's 2:30. Habitual masturbation must've gotten the best of him."
by gbrodee April 7, 2015
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