Large Hadron Collider

It's a series of tubes.

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-

by brapitan October 26, 2008

Harron

Strong and popular and a trap boy also gets a lot of girls

Harron is a gangster

by Urban10139495 November 28, 2019

HaakonPlayer77

A Norwegian guy with a gigant 7 inch dick. He plays vidoe games all day, and like to listen to Music.

He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy

Hey HaakonPlayer77, wana play minecraft?

by JayDogMadFresh March 31, 2021

hanrong

A brand of hearing aids, manufactured by the Singaporean company Alliance Ear Phones Pte Ltd. Known to make its users unable to hear things of importance or when someone is asking them to do something.

Me: Hey, can you help me do this?
Guy: I can't hear you, I'm using a hanrong.

by hanrong January 22, 2019

Hadron

A slang term for having an erection, or 'hard on'.
Derived from the similarity between 'hadron' from paricle physics, and 'hard on'.

"Q. What do you get if you cross an up quark with a down quark with a stange quark?
A. I'm not sure, but I think I've got a hardon!"

"Man, I've got a pure hadron."

by Team Baryon December 2, 2007

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009