HUEVOS

The word means "eggs," but the reference to "balls" is so strong that you have to watch out using the word at all. Polite girls would probably order blanquillos (little white things) from a male waiter.

Huevos son lokin'!.......

by VAKI5 September 28, 2005

Huevos

Eggs in Spanish, but commonly used to describe testicles.

While boning doggy-style, the male finds much delight when his woman does a reach-around and gently toys with his huevos.

by Mo July 17, 2003

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

Patada en los huevos

Spanish slang. Literally a Kick in the eggs. Kick in the testicles.

Dale una patada en los huevos! Duele mucho a los chicos!
-Kick him in the balls! Hurts boys alot!

by DaveDH January 29, 2023

Huevos

1) The Spanish word for eggs
2) A Spanish slang term for balls

1) Me gusta comer huevos. (Translation: I like to eat eggs)
2) Ian has no huevos

by minisailor001 December 18, 2008

chupa mis huevos

Suck on my balls

White girls love to chupa mis huevos

by Killaaaa.T July 23, 2014

Adios Huevos

When you either intentionally or accidentally insert your ballz into your anus.

Paul was really stressed out from work, so when he got home, his wife made him adios huevos.

by Ballsinmybutt July 7, 2018