hostel 2

When you grab a dude's dick/nuts with pliers and then rip that shit off and throw it to the dogs.

(see: the movie Hostel 2)

That guy was such an asshole... I think I'm gonna hostel 2 him next time he tries to rape me.

by kimb0 February 1, 2008

Hostel Situation

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"

I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.

by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010

hostel hopping

The act of, while travelling, moving from one hostel to another.

They went hostel hopping through Latin America on the Gringo Trail.

by rad465 May 23, 2016

Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

Hostel English

A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.

"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."

by Urban Junkie. September 6, 2016

OBI hostel

Maybe the world's most fun, entertaining and sizzling party-hostel. Located just south of La Jolla, Pacific Beach and the Mission Bay in San Diego, CA. OBI Standing for Ocean Beach Int'l hostel, it's the place where not just (the majority tho) int'l travelers but also Americans party and have an awesome time staying.

SD tourist: Dude, u got a plan where to crash in SD?
SD'an: Hells yeah bro, go check out the OBI hostel down in OB. It's about a block from the beach and its pier. Make sure u don't wanna sleep in on sunday mornings since they give away champagne for free- if u want some or not:)
SD tourist: That's what I call a good day's beginning- let's go there! Plus I need some practise on my kegstand-skills too;)

by Stiffmeister February 3, 2005

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel is located just north of the University of Texas, providing a peaceful setting only minutes from downtown Austin. Guests are only footsteps away from bus lines, the hike & bike trail, and the Colorado River. A 10 minute journey could take you to the middle of the Red River music district, to the stylish hub of South Congress, to the cool waters of Barton Springs Pool, or to many nearby shops and restaurants (including a five star Taco Cabana and several Four Loko and Bud Light Clamato vendors). The fun and friendly staff would love to give you some ideas of what to do in town and directions on how to get there!

Sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). Other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of Folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)

"Dude, want to come to Austin with me this weekend?"
"For sure. We staying at The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys?"
"You know it. I'll brink the Ernie K., you bring the Four Loko."

by instead of coming he went January 10, 2010