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Hortz

Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for
1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz
by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006
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HORUBISHBA

A type of retarded leopard that lives in the `Bioparc in Valencia. The leopard however, is also known as a dangerous terrorist that killed at least 20 other animals.
Finn: Run away the leopard is attacking!!!

Buvav: It is not a leapard, it is a horubishba!!!
by BUVAV April 10, 2017
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Eye of Horus

Designed to resemble the eye of a falcon, this symbol is called the Eye of Ra or Eye of Horus which represents the right eye of the Egyptian Falcon God Horus. As the udjat (or utchat), it represented the sun, and was associated with the Sun God Ra (Re). The mirror image, or left eye, represented the moon, and the God Tehuti (Thoth). (A very similar concept of the sun and moon as eyes appears in many religious traditions, such as the Celtic tale of the hand of Nuada.)
According to legend, the left eye was torn from Horus by his murderous brother Seth (Set), and magically restored by Thoth, the God of magick. After the restoration, some stories state, Horus made a gift of the eye to Osiris, which allowed this solar deity to rule the underworld. The story of this injury is probably an allusion to the phases of the moon as the eye which is “torn out” every month. Together, the eyes represent the whole of the universe, a concept similar to that of the Taoist Yin-yang symbol. Spiritually, the right eye reflects solar, masculine energy, as well as reason and mathematics. The left eye reflects fluid, feminine, lunar energy, and rules intuition and magick. Together, they represent the combined,transcendent power of Horus. The Eye of Horus was believed to have healing and protective power, and it was used as a protective amulet, and as a medical measuring device, using the mathematical proportions of the eye to determine the proportions of ingredients in medical preparations) to prepare medications. The Masonic all seeing eye, the Eye of Providence symbol found on American money, and our modern Rx pharmaceutical symbol are all descended from the Eye of Horus.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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Hortons 500

A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order
Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream
by Dipsin February 18, 2020
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Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"
by canadianguyeh September 11, 2009
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Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!
Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
by CookieDough May 23, 2013
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Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.
Man, I wish I could meet Horton.
by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004
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