horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

futa horsecock

Girl penis from horse

"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean

by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020

horsecock harry

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo

bro linden horsecocks hit that

by jizzerlickerz July 1, 2024

horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022