does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

horse dicken butt

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 22, 2019

house dick

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

by @nosilla_ann December 16, 2015

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

dick house

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.

Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house

by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004

dick house

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006