horizon hero

The god (player) of runescape

noob1: yo! do u know horizon hero
noob2: ya! hes the dude with 4 godswords!
noob1: man... he's sooo cool
horizon hero: hey guys
NOobs:OMG!!! free stuff pl0x! 9449 m pl0x!

by Zezimaaaa August 15, 2008

Horizon main

A (0.00001% chance) very handsome/sexy person that is the nicest person u will know. the other 99.99999% is a fat ass fuck who eats every 5 minutes and also simps over her and calls her space milf and also is gay.

person1:hey wanna meet up?
person2:sure
person1:but before that who do you main on apex?
person2:space milf(horizon)
person1:GET A LIFE YOU FAT FUCK

in the end is your a horizon main please go touch grass

by fatty_daddy69420 October 6, 2021

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023

Horizon Zero Dawn

A game with three totally random thrown together nouns as title and a female Legolas as main charakter, who is fighting some angry robots with primitive weapons. You will love it!

A: "Hey, do you know this game who was published in March 2017 in which you are fighting with bow and arrow against robots, who are watching over an epic landscape?"

B: "Oh, do you mean Breath of the Wild?"

A:"Aaaargh! I mean Horizon Zero Dawn"

by Kino3istdabei March 30, 2018

Horizon Housing

A truly evil non-profit organization run by Karens that love to talk about how great they are. Horizon Housing hates poor and marginalized people but loves taking their money. They hate the fact that they’re incompetent and have residents doing their jobs for them.

If you get beat up at Horizon Housing- they’ll kick YOU out!

by Roberts&James’ February 24, 2021

Horizon Sex

Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.

| "Did you cheat?" "Naw, man. Just horizon sex. My girlfriend will never find out." |

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011