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Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
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Hedi Pedi

Sexual acts where the giver performs head for their sexual partner who is simultaneously soaking their feet in hot water and Epsom salts.
"Last night after I worked a double my girl gave me a hedi pedi."

"I think the only reason I still go running is for the occasional hedi pedi"
by Themenofbezer September 4, 2019
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heediot

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).
"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"
by kreeem December 9, 2008
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hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe
1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."
by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006
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hoefile

Check out this hoefile! That girl is SO easy!
by Adrian V. March 30, 2008
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hoefinger

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
by blow me33447 December 7, 2005
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hodini

doing a girl doggie style spitting on her back and when she turns around cum in her eye and then u disappear
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and right when i was about to bust i pulled out, spit on her back, and shot it in her eye. When she turned around I was gone
by nick November 12, 2003
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