jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

by dottielover October 21, 2009

HOAF

adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.

Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...

by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012

haffog

Haffog is the secret way to say Faggot so that you don't get in trouble using it on text or out loud, it is also used as code word for someone you dislike.

Tom is such a haffog, look at the way he dresses. Tamara stole my last nugget, what a haffog.

by jacobkapux February 19, 2019

Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003

Hoffar

Another word for a quitter.

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.

by TrapRat February 8, 2015