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Special Herbs 

The code word used in place of weed.
Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.
Special Herbs by the bæ July 24, 2015

11 Herbs and Spices 

Sometimes called "The Colonel's Secret Recipe" is a type of "Street Cut" Marijuana that has been "watered down" and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure Marijuana.
Person 1 (Most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): Dude, I got some OG kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
Person 2 (Most of the time educated about weed): Dude, this is fucking "11 Herbs and Spices!" It's just Oregano, Parsley, Green Tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren't fooling anyone!
11 Herbs and Spices by KING KICKASS December 26, 2014

Dank herbs 

A Synonym for the "medical" substance Marijuana.
"Dude, I got the dank herbs, wanna smoke?"
Dank herbs by Nigerian minister November 12, 2017

give it herbs 

As Allan lined up at the start he was pumped, he was going to give it herbs.
give it herbs by Boomerang May 24, 2005

sub-herbs 

A shitty little band from Terra Linda that wrote 4 songs and never took their shit seriously.
I saw the Sub-Herbs in Jordan's garage. They sucked!
sub-herbs by boogerfuck March 30, 2005

Kitchen herbs 

Kitchen herbs are herbs that resemble weed in looks. When you go to your dealer and they rip you off with some shitty weed, it's most likely just kitchen herbs.
Yo listen fam that ain't weed. What you gonna start selling kitchen herbs or suttin now