hazie

a woman with blonde hair. she LOVES other women. she hates men, apart from her homies and Asher beloved. Asher beloved is a great man, a man of taste too. Hazie radiates BIG dick energy, probably has a bigger dick than most men on earth. She has blue eyes, freckles and can seduce any woman with just one glare, but wouldn't because she is taken by Asher beloved.

hazie is a hot mega babe

by gayhazie April 25, 2021

hazy jayne

Amanda's vagina

FUCK THAT HAZY JAYNE

by manic mandy August 23, 2016

Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011

Hazy Blazy

another word for Marijuana

Dude, me and my bud are about to get totally fucked up on some hazy blazy

by Edwardo Cortez January 15, 2009

Hazy Magnum

When you forget if you wore protection or not

I was so drunk, I think I may have pulled a hazy magnum.

by WailedGoblin054 June 24, 2016

Hazy Fuentes

When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.

The girl started speaking Spanish during sex so I gave her a Hazy Fuentes.

by Silky mane August 31, 2017

hazy gaze

The look on your face after drinking for a while and then someone asks you a serious question and you are trying to think of an answer.

After we finished that fifth of Jack, Frank gave me the hazy gaze when I asked if he needed a cab home.

by Indiana Texan February 5, 2020