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God Hates Anal Sex

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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Jesus hates you

1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck

2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus

3. funny to say to a religious person
Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!

Person B: Who's Jesus?

Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 4, 2010
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God Hates Puppies

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all Puppies and those whom allow Puppies to exist ("Puppies Haters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Puppies, carrying signs stating that God hates Puppies, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for Puppies.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Puppies and "Puppies Haters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Puppies, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates Puppies" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Puppies" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Puppies is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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Girl that Hates Minions

A youtube video posted on June 22, 2015 titled "I HATE MINIONS SO MUCH" about a girl saying she got a minion plushy from a crane machine when she was going for a Webkinz plushy because she has a Webkinz charm bracelet but instead got a minion plushy which you might think is not so bad but she quote on quote says she has a melt down when seeing one in public and she starts to cry. In the video she cries and tries to break the minion stuff animal. At the beginning she tries to crush a Dr. Pepper can with her hands.
Dude in 2021: Hey do you remember that "girl that hates minions" from 5 years ago that was a funny video.

Another dude in 2021: I wonder if she still has that phobia today?
by lil Shanikua Bunikua X January 29, 2021
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your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge
Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"
by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019
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Nobody hates you

Its like person Saying "He or She hates me!!!" Most people say that Nobody hates you it means ITS NOT TRUE
PERSON 1: Can you fire my Teacher because she hates me and mean to me!!

PERSON 2: She's nice

PERSON 2: Nobody hates you
by Bikerninja1997 June 21, 2018
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ty hates black people

ty is a big racism
Person 1: i like black people
Person 2: me too.
Ty: wtf r u retarded or something, they are black and black is bad. *kills both with machete*
Person 3: wow ty hates black people
by Jim James JIMMY 2.0 May 13, 2021
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