a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Hasan is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Hasan, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Hasan doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.

oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Hasan.
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!

by RCx_Vortex May 8, 2019

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by diktator March 3, 2020

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Also known as the Antelope King. Very intelligent, very funny yet will annoy you if choose to challenge him. Has destroyed many careers such as knackshan mahadevan. Hasan can be found hiding in science cupboards, music cupboards, or any hiding space in an average classroom. Hasan is very good looking, and is very nice occasionally but will do anything to make you look clapped at any chance he gets.

Guy: "Hasan is a nice friend"
Other Guy: "No he is a nice antelope"

Girl: "No he is a nice sexy boy"

by The antelope king September 5, 2020

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A hard working lad who spends most of his time revising and watching dodgy videos. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoys faking celebrations and making excuses to ruin a good night (or day) out.
Every once in a while however, he will ask for fights with a whale or someother aquatic animal on their birthday and then back out of it last minute for laughs.

1: "Are you coming out tonight"
2: " No I'm going to do a Hasan

by Some random geezer March 5, 2017

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