czechoslovakian harmonica

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand

Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

by The Kydd December 19, 2020

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

Harmonica style

When a dick is too big to blow so you have to play it side to side

Omg, you wouldn't believe how big John was - I had to do it harmonica style last night!

by mayocheese April 3, 2015

Skin Harmonica

The vagina. Derived from the male counterpart, skin flute. The back and forth motion of the head while performing oral sexual stimulation onto the vagina conjures images of the coolest blues jazz players going to town on their harmonicas.

Joe: Hey John, do you play any instruments?

John: Only the skin harmonica.

Joe: Never heard of that, what does it sound like?

John: Moaning.

by Ronductor August 14, 2008

meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

by shelc May 22, 2010

harmonica guy

Noun: A guy who always has a harmonica on him. Unlike guitar guy, he does not have the harmonica on him specifically to impress others. He has it on him as a security blanket, to practice wherever he wants, to busk for money, and sometimes to impress others.

“That harmonica guy chose a really annoying instrument”

“This harmonica guy wants to sit in, that cool?”

“HEY HARMONICA GUY! Can you play TIMBER?!”

by GabuhGabuh22 July 11, 2020

Hollywood Harmonica

When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.

"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023