go hard in the paint

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.

Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

by jaguaro March 6, 2014

Go hard in the paint

To have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

This term originated off of frazho road in a Detroit suburb called "The Ville".

GUY 1 "I picked this girl up last night, she was on the rag though."
GUY 2 "did you go hard in the paint."

by nvrgohard June 12, 2011

Going hard in the paint

Having sexual intercourse with a female on her period

I know my girlfriend is on her period tonight but I am still going hard in the paint.

by TurdNuggetBucket September 22, 2013

Bout to go hard in the paint.

Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”

Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.

by Chasedogg50 February 20, 2021

Going hard in the paint

When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.

1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.

2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.

3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.

by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk August 14, 2012