Hagrids Law 

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

Hagrids Law by B-dizzay April 29, 2011

Hagrid's Buttcrack 

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

Hagrid's Buttcrack by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Hagrid 

Excessive amount of pubic hair. Totally untamed, untrimmed, all natural 70's bush. Obviously, the term gets its name from the Harry Potter Character, Rubeus Hagrid, who's face looks like it's covered entirely with pubes.

So that girl last night... yeah, total Hagrid. It looked like the gamekeeper was taking a nap between her legs.

Hagrid by sethisanimating January 2, 2012

Hagrid 

When you are riding your girl, doggie style, you spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around finish in her face and exclaim "Congratulations Harry! You're going to hogwarts!" and walk away.

Cody: So how was it last night?
Carver: Aw man it was great! And to top it all off I did a Hagrid. I don't think she will be calling me back!

Hagrid by Kkccc1994 June 14, 2013

Hagrid Hug

A really strong hug, a rib breaker.

person one: 'have a hagrid hug.'

person two: 'whats that?'

person one gives person two a hagrid hug.

person two : 'ouch!!! that really is a rib breaker!'

Hagrid Hug by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

Rubius Hagrid by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

Hagrid Hair 

When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair

Person 2: At least she doesn't look like him *cough cough you*..

Person 2: ....*tears begin*

Hagrid Hair by Kimbuurlee July 22, 2009