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Geeksexual

A flaccid, slovenly, and pasty guy, who has a single-minded passion for a scientific or technical pursuit. A socially inept man, that does not display clues of traditional sexual orientation, but rather comes off as non-sexual.
See that Spock look-a-like, mouth agape and drooling, while playing World of Warcraft... yeah... geeksexual.
by Zoyx October 28, 2005
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Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.
Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.
by JuFu August 6, 2014
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gleesexual

Being attracted to only characters from glee.
Hey could I get your number baby?”

“NO IM gleesexual!”
by Datboiyetstillgleek December 29, 2020
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Geosexual

Someone sexually attracted to only the earth.
Goerge is a geosexual
by Mmslave June 16, 2018
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gransexual

Stephen Gunderson is a gransexual
by pudge258 May 7, 2010
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Geosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to rocks, perhaps they get their rocks off to rocks
James: I heard Joey is a geosexual

Tom: He said geodes where his favorite
by Ihatemyfriends April 30, 2020
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Geosexual

Geosexual, is an emerging term for people that feel confined by the labels of sexual orientation provided to us by contemporary society. Geosexuals generally define themselves by the causes they champion or the personal passions they pursue, than defining themselves by their sexual orientation of the moment. While the term is generally used among environmentalists, nature lovers and those that enjoy outdoor adventure, the term is being adopted by other groups as well. Geosexuals generally believe that all humans have the capacity to appreciate the physical beauty of both sexes, even if they themselves don't act on those feelings. Geosexuals can run the spectrum from a heterosexual man or woman that finds it to uncool to be labeled straight, that might find comradery with their Gay or Lesbian friends to a Gay man or Lesbian that enjoys the comradery of heterosexuals and their culture. Multicultural by nature, Geosexuals often enjoy being a part of both the straight and gay communities or a more global community.
John does not like the term, geosexual, because his hates any label, but is constantly called one.
by Futuro November 2, 2011
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