gendallized

royally screwed in court, screwed over bigtime, buggered statute, legally vandalised, Roy Cohn-ed, pissed on precedent

She started of with a $4000 debt but after she'd been gendallized, the widow had lost half a million.

by fakepersoninja November 9, 2012

The Glendale Hello

A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.

Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.

by kill9 March 28, 2017

Glendale

The city of Glendale is located in southern California. It is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, after LA and Long Beach. Here are some facts about Glendale...

Many celebrities were layed to rest in Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Gledale, including Walt Disney, Nat King Cole and Sammy Davis, Jr.

The Baskin-Robbins chain of ice cream parlours started in Glendale in 1945.

The southern campus of Steven Spielburg, Jeffrey Katzenburg, and David Geffen's
DreamWorks SKG is located in Glendale.

In early 2005, 11 people died south of downtown Glendale in a Metrolink train crash.

Celebrities from Glendale include Paul Walker, John Wayne and Edward Furlong.

I just gave you a few facts about Glendale without making fun of any Armenians. Amazing, right? Stop hating, becuase the truth is we're proud of our multiculturalism. Many Persians, Filipinos, Arabs and Latinos also live in Glendale. We're all trying to realize "The American Dream" here, so why can't we all just get along?

by Glendaler, and proud of it! October 24, 2005

glendale

a placerun by armenians with Mecedes audi's and BMW's. The Cops in glendale are assholes and pull everyonesover for everything. the parties get raided and everyone knows everyone & gossips all day long...

" fuckin glendale bro lets go chill at In & Out "

" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "

by Lisa April 12, 2004

glendale heights

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.

If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.

by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007

Gwendolynn

Gwendolynn is a kind girl with a sweet heart. But if you make her mad, you may get hurt. Gwendolynn always has a bright face no matter the condition, but secretly she's dyeing inside. Gwendolynn also simps over people very easily. She has a top notch personality and is confident in everything she does. She's intelligent and hard-working. One thing that you should remember is that Gwendolynn doesn't need to hear your bs because she's heard enough about it already.

Person 1: Hey look it's that freak Gwendolynn!!
Person 2: Hey! Don't say that about her she's beautiful and flawless.

by Simps-all-the-time July 12, 2021

Glendale Screwjob

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.

Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.

by 817chuck December 7, 2009