gutted bernard

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

gutted rabbit

cuntcake, stench trench

Jodi doesn't know if her gutted rabbit smells.

by Kelly Moss September 5, 2005

gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.

1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'

by CATH XD November 9, 2006

gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10

Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!

by Asmo_ March 17, 2015

gutted like a fish

when your so gutted that u feel like a fish being gutted.

person1: "My mum died last night".
person2: "Haha gutted like a fish".

by Freak-Ei3 November 11, 2008

Gutted

also used widely in New Zealand to mean feelings of disappointment or letdown.

Used to describe one's own feelings, to tell of others' ("He looked guttored, eh?") or to show empathy with whoever ran into misfortune.

Can also be spelt gutt0red, in a hax0r fashion. (Pronounced "gah-TORE'd").

A: Today I dropped my phone off a wharf while trying to take a picture of a seagull.
B: Gutt0red...

A: If my cat ran away, I'd be positively gutted.

by slopi September 6, 2006

Gutted

1) Bad luck
2) Shame
3) Ouch

1) person 1, "of all the lightning strikes in the world, i was hit by one of them!" person 2, "gutted!"

2) person 1, "JFK is dead". Person 2, "Gutted"

3) Person 1, "That guy was bitten on the bollocks by a crocodile!" person 2, "oooh, gutted!"

by Guy Brooke July 21, 2003