Gurt

A booty or peepee producer

“Let me get some Gurt”

by Maamaa August 15, 2019

Gurt

The watery stuff when you open a cup of yogurt, that wants to make you drink a gallon of dish soap to cleanse yourself

person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.

by Islam Muhmmidid 87 September 25, 2019

Gurt

The act of running or starting to run

When Lucas sees a black man he gurts toward him

by Pack Man August 10, 2010

Gurt

A mispronunciation of the name Grant by an asshole Brazilian.

Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"

by Donald Trumpalumpa March 21, 2017

Gurt

A fat chode like individual.

"Damn man, he's a fucking GURT!"

by 50cal.al February 28, 2018

Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019

gurts

a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations

guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!

by knifeinflavor123 February 3, 2010