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gurge

The water at the bottom of a bong that has turned brown/black from ash, weed and tobacco that has fallen from the cone.
"If you don't rip this cone in one you gotta drink the gurge".
by hardkaw December 9, 2008
mugGet the gurgemug.

gurge

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."
by j e walker April 26, 2003
mugGet the gurgemug.

gurge

The pouch of fat displayed just below the waistline of an overweight middle-aged woman.

May be used as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb in order to compare a person/object/situation/etc to said pouch of fat.

Similar to the word "smurf" in usage.
Oisin: "Look at that pouch of fat displayed just below the waistline of that overweight middle-aged woman."
Niall: "I think it's called a gurge."

Kristian: "Tonight is going to be gurgerrific"
by TheGreatMyopiac July 4, 2012
mugGet the gurgemug.

gurg

Going to see the gurg play at the uni on Friday
by sonuku2 October 19, 2007
mugGet the gurgmug.

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.
Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!
by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015
mugGet the Splurge my gurgemug.

urg-gah-gurg

A viable alternative for becoming sick. All other options are almost as vulgar to say as the act itself.
I was so anxious about the mid-term, I wanted to urg-gah-gurg
by mr. onomatopoeia October 11, 2011
mugGet the urg-gah-gurgmug.

Gurging

The trance-like state achieved by gooning one's penis.
I'm in a gurging state right now, don't call me
by deletd July 27, 2025
mugGet the Gurgingmug.

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