Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

Grandayy

The meme god that is better than Dolan Dark.All of our people should praise this chosen lad.

Look the top shagger Grandayy is coming.

by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018

grandad

A older gentleman. Often a postman called Kevin

Kevin you are such a grandad

by Chicken83 April 8, 2007

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

Johnny's Grandaddy Kush.

Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.

Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."

by GDKMan May 10, 2011

Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die

Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

by Skunk slit slut 567 March 14, 2018

grandaddy purp

Highly potent marijuana with purple hairs. It is also quite expensive but provides you with an excellent high.

Man, I just smoked a pound o' dat grandaddy purp, it was some of da best shit I ever smoked.

by budsmoka4lyfe December 9, 2007