Gunthers

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

by PattyCakes June 10, 2013

gunther

slang term for dog crap; feces of any shape, form, and age.

"Dude, there's some crap on my shoe."
"That's not just crap, that's gunther!"

by Ralph G. January 28, 2008

gunther

A giant shit.

Dude i took a gunther on my girlfriends chest.

by rabiesgoAT November 20, 2009

Gunther

sexy sexy man who id let do anal

wow hes such a gunther

by gunthazlilslut July 3, 2023

Gunther

Amazing loveable boyfriend

I love my Gunther

by gunthazlilslut July 3, 2023

gunther

Refers to the large, protruding area below an obese person's stomach and above their genitalia. Front Bum

"That guy's gunther is so big he probably hasn't seen his shlong in 5 years."

by Amanda Draper January 15, 2008

Gunther

(Pronounced 'Goonter') An amusing person who enjoys eating - particularly chocolate - and you can quite easily imagine wearing lederhosen and saying 'oh ja!' a lot with a German accent. Although typically these people should be young boys with blonde hair and a plump build, the joke is also merry if you refer to a friend or foe who happens to be looking especially dorky at that moment or eating something with altogether too much tenacity...

(an important and sexy character in the simpsons cast :P)

'haha! you're such a GUNTHER!!'

'Omg he looks like gunther!'

'omg i felt like such a Gunther - two galaxy bars and an oreo snack pack - dear gott in himmel..nein, nein, nein...'

by Julia Whiting April 9, 2008