guntletoe

Pronuniation: gun-tul-toe noun.

The large overhanging fat of a women's abdomen which is neither a gut nor a cunt that also bisects in the middle at the pant seam. Most often seen when extremely large women wear pants that are at least a size too small or are made of spandex.

I just saw her guntletoe and I think I'm going to throw up.

by Rae6 December 24, 2008

Grunkle

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

guncle

An Uncle that is gay.

My dads brother, Steve is the coolest Guncle, ever!

by JaxHulk February 19, 2009

ganklebanker

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.

I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.

by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005

guntlers

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Grunkle

Grand Uncle

Allison was happy to visit her Grunkle Gus and her Grunkle Kevin

by jojotep October 17, 2015

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017