Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.

"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020

Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.

'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '

by Squibbsy January 24, 2021

gummer

something that i need very badly

@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer

by gimmegummer May 16, 2022

Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face

Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.

by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.

by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010