Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

Guitarded by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007

guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

guitarded by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

guitarded

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

guitarded by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009

guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

guitarded by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

Guitarded

some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...

damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit

Guitarded by kyle goodnight September 3, 2007

guitarded

One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.

Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?

guitarded by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

Guitarded

Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.

It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).

1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"

2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."

3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"

4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"

Guitarded by Blaue Augen December 29, 2006