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call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking
Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."
by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006
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Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.
(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.
by WAWA! November 9, 2009
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Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair
Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you
by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010
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girl guides

n. The female form of Boy Scouts, a highly biased and irritating movement with a stupid uniform, scary leaders and lots of Church-going ten-yer-olds.

NB: Avoid songs at all costs.
Guide Camp is an excellent oppurtunity for anarchy and fire. I enjoyed replacing the campfire songs with The Vandals and Sex Pistols.

I got thrown out of Girl Guides
by TheJaded April 29, 2006
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Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.
"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"
by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010
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Georgia Guidestones

A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.

The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.

Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!

Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
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A C C E L E R A T E
by swntimentoffreedom July 9, 2020
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Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.
is it just me or does that guiness smell funny
by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009
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