Guidathio

an ex-olympic swimmer, who is now living on a farm

ahh, Guidathio was such a good swimmer in his day.

by blue battle-axe April 14, 2021

career guidance

A waste of a Saturday

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is

by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017

parental guidance

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

by back2kcab May 9, 2009

Guidance counselor

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019

guidaholic

one who uses a guide for video games to beat them and usualy realies on guides.

Richie: ah man I had to use a guide to beat zelda.

Mike: I didn't use one

Richie: yeah you did, I seen you your a guidaholic like me.

by Rader December 7, 2006

PG (Parental Guidance)

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.

Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!

by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008

guidasitis

Having an uncontrollable sexual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. The condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. Time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. Treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. There is no known cure.

Did you see how Vicki was all over Andy last night? She has a bad case of guidasitis.

by DoctorTrax July 13, 2011