Gurney

When any particular area of your genitals gets a random itch.

“Phwoarrr I’ve got a Gurney happening on my left flap badly, right now”

by Jancey June 8, 2018

Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

Brian Guffey

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022

Guffey

the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.

That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.

by MENCLAN July 29, 2009

guffey butt

A guffey butt is a woman's ass that has gone through so many weight gains and weight loses that it has become flat and has sank down into her thighs.

Martha if you keep losing weight like this your ass will look like a "Guffey Butt".

by Labonte777 January 28, 2014

gifney

The square inch of pleasure between the anus and ball-sack

Dude, she controlled me totally, her tongue working my asshole, gifney and shaft, her hands pumping the top. Awesome

by KylianKyle March 9, 2017