gave it some jandal

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.

Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."

by SirDunny March 11, 2014

Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007

Gravel dick

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

Grave Robbing

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.

Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.

by A Lynch March 18, 2022

loose gravel aids

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.

"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."

by Typesofaids December 13, 2016

piss on your grave

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.

"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"

by markxcool June 12, 2016

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016