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Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL
Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like
by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020
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Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening
"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"
by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021
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Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions
An instant solution to your unforeseen expenses is the name of payday loans which are a little costly, but you can make your financial issues disappear. The amount you can borrow is up to $5000 to fix up your strewn medical bills, monthly rent payment, and other expenses.

Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.
by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 4, 2022
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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...
Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories May 10, 2016
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Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work
That is guaranteedingly true
by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018
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Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.
By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.
by DMOzone September 7, 2019
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Guarancheese

It just means the same as guaranteed but its a little bit cooler you say guarancheese instead, its just like a white dad slang to use, so ye pretty cool maedbybodhinseb is a synonym for this word too.
Bro if we go now its guarancheese we will get this
by Bodhi And Seb March 24, 2026
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