Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Guantaceema

To be of guantaceema

I defeated the guantaceema speed run with only 5 tries.

by Guantaceema October 5, 2020

Guantanamoron

Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”

I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Hugh Granting

The act of playing the same character in every movie you appear in, modernly reffered to as "Russel Branding"

I'm getting sick of this Seth Rogen guy "Hugh Granting" all the time!

by Mr Blue. December 14, 2010

Guantanengnome

The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.

Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.

by he who stands there September 1, 2008

guantanamo

guan•tá•namo |gwänˈtänəmō|
verb trans.
• to forcefully detain and interrogate someone unlawfully.

I was just minding my own business, and the cop guantanamoed me!

by guidothefish May 29, 2011