Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021

Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.

I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

guacalaj

guacalaj is a person from school

hey look its a guacalaj

by Famo Ski June 25, 2019

guacalaj

guacalaj is a person at your school

oh look its guacalaj

by Famo Ski June 25, 2019

Ghakalaphurkin

A statement that is portrayed to be true

dat nigga a bitch on ma momma ghakalaphurkin

by Tyhir June 21, 2022

Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.

What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022

Guadaladumpa

When you have to take a dump after having too much to eat in the bars and restaurants of Guadalajara.

Time is not on your side, this is an explosive event.

You respect and prioritize the pressures building in your bowels.

The 'dumpa is gonna happen, so you better be ready!

Bro, this food in Guadalajara has been amazing, but now I have a Guadaladumpa brewing.

Do you have any wet wipes? And maybe a helmet?

by DrunkenDuncan October 16, 2022