Guacamole Nigga Penis 

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

Guacamole Nigga Penis by kkillphil December 30, 2018

guacamole nigga penis 

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

guacamole nigga penis by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

guacamole 

A mexican food made of avocado, tomato, onion, salt and sometimes chile. Usually put over tacos and tostadas.

Man, this guacamole is good!

guacamole by Jeda March 25, 2004

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.

-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

Guacamole Nigga Penis by wowKostas August 6, 2020

holy guacamole 

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

holy guacamole by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

Guacamole Shooter 

mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.

I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.

Guacamole Shooter by Duke Superballs March 11, 2009