GTL 

Guns Trucks Liquor

GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.

Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.

GTL by Garrett G2. April 16, 2011

GTL 

Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.

Dude your tan looks amazing

Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

GTL by ThatNakedGuy August 28, 2010

GTL 

Gym Time Legoo (lets go)

For those who don't tan or do laundry, just gym(:

Self explanatory..GTL

GTL by Mz.Beezy May 2, 2011

GTL 

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

GTL by parkca01 November 22, 2010

GTL 

Gym, Tan, Lunch

as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"

Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.

Betty White says the secret to a long life is GTL. Lunch is now the most important meal of the day. Because Betty White says so.

WWBWD?

GTL by Beastie1212 October 18, 2012

gtl 

gothic trans lolita
A deviant Finnish sub-sub culture

thursday's gtl day at jahns.

gtl by n-chan October 8, 2009

GTL 

gone to leamington
when a person(s) disappears for a while and makes no effort to contact friends, so they have no idea where said person is.

i reckon joe has GTL.

GTL by drizzo October 5, 2006