grassler

(grass-ler) n.
One who grassles; a man who tricks women into drinking with the sole intention of seduction. see also: grassle, femgrassler, mangrassler, or frat boy

Joe: Hey man, did you see Tom whip out those grassling skizzizles on Amy last night? So crunk'd!
Jimbo: Heck yes, she had no idea his sole intention was seduction! What a grassler.!

by Sexy Cuban October 8, 2005

Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018

grassless

A symptom that occurs to all gacha players who's never touch grass in their life. They also will never ever get bitches in their life.

Bro, is he playing Genshin Impact again?

He is grassless, let him be

by extremecummer69 December 23, 2022

Grossler

Someone who talks poorly about you in a toxic manner, usually in a public place where someone could possibly hear them.

“Elle is such a grossler, she was talking about me with Eliza in the bathroom”

by Littlereader585 May 7, 2021

grustleset

A grind-hustle mindset, where one is focused on working diligently to fulfill their goals.

I had to hop on my grustleset to get my college applications finished.

by balmierclamp November 24, 2022

Full Grassley

A "full Grassley" is when you're ass-raped and then he tries to force you to suck him off afterwards.

Named after Chuck Grassley, Chairman of the (US) Senate Judiciary Committee in 2016/2017, after his Constitution-bending 180 with Supreme Court Judge nominees Merrick Garland and Neil Gorsuch.

He's a complete douche-bag. He tried to do a full Grassley on her.

by Publius X February 21, 2017

Sigma Grustle

Sigma grind-hustle

Tom: Yo, have you seen? Lewis has really been on a sigma grustle to get his GCSEs.

by TransponderSnail January 18, 2022