A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

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grossterical

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.

That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar

grossterical by SLander December 23, 2013

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Immogen Grosser

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)

dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).

Immogen Grosser by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012

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Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.

We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

Grossery Shopping by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008

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Grossberg Main

A type of player in Attorney Online that only uses Grossburg

Hey bro? Did you see that Grossberg Main the other day?

Grossberg Main by Calisto-Chan August 19, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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