It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

Scott Green

A subtle way of asking for weed, pot or Marijuana. As in "who's got green". Inspired by a Dune Rats song of the same name

Are you scott green?
(Asking if a person has weed)

by SlinkyTim December 9, 2016

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

Green Bay Special

This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.

"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"

"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."

by Tyler Anderson 1 September 28, 2011

green eyed goddess

The hottest combonation of being an exotic looking female with dark hair and and green eyes.

MiZz Lee is Timothy's green eyed goddess

by MiZz Lee April 7, 2008

Green Detour

1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.

2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.

Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."

by a9ent smik April 23, 2010

Stephen M. Green

Certified YouTuber

Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?

by KRJ_YT August 29, 2021