grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 4, 2014

Grown Man Naked

A cocktail containing two parts Orange Juice, one part Vodka, one part Southern Comfort Whiskey, and one part Amaretto served in a rocks glass.

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"No, but I've drank one."

by tbleezyfosheezy January 16, 2012

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.

The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend

Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!

by Lord namak March 13, 2023

it’s enough to make a grown man cry

a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.

“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear”

by Cramlord November 21, 2019

Got his grown man up

Dunk on someone in basketball

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.

by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008