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The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.
Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008
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grouching

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
by grouching4life September 2, 2019
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Groucher

When your knickers go up your bum. Same as a wedgie.
"I've got a groucher!"
by Suzi no m8s October 12, 2009
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Grouch

n. A person who acts as a bitter bitch.
Stop being such a grouch.
by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004
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Grouchypants

A person who is bothered and is in a state of grouchiness.
by Lawie16 August 25, 2011
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Going with Groucho

When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.

For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.

For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."

Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
by bangbang973 December 15, 2010
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Gouchin

A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
by aXe aka sHoTgUn September 13, 2008
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