Grot

One who has muscles like a body-builder/someone who takes steroids, although it can also be used in a sarcastic way.

When seeing an ACTUAL grot: DO NOT say anything incase you get twatted...

Sarcastically: When seeing an obviously un-grotty person..."Check this grot! haha"

by Faye-mous February 19, 2009

Grot

British Slang: Pornography.

Gonna treat myself to some grot later.

by Notifier89 November 8, 2022

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

grot

Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."

Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant

"While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.

by Kref July 18, 2007

grot

slang term for a love bite.
british chav version of 'hicky'

Errr look at that grot on his neck

by Moofyness December 20, 2006

Grot

Derogatory word for a black person; shortened form of Negrot.

Quit being such a grot and throw in money for tip!

by Shanji July 27, 2007

Grot

English slang for a cow's cunt.

I don't know about the rest of you, but that Madison from the chatroom is a real grot.

by The Sheepshagger April 29, 2005