groomsday

when you lost a bet and have to shave a part of your body in the future.

dude, you redskins lost, you know what that means?

yeah, 3 days until groomsday...

by crispy19 August 19, 2009

Rex Grossman

A very slow spin move in Madden, used mostly by a QB.

"Shit dude, you just pulled a Rex Grossman."

by Queefer McQueef November 16, 2006

Rex Grossman

The starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, who is going to start his second year in the NFL in 2004. He has shown that he can lead the Bears well, and hopefully will keep improving and get da bears back to the super bowl.

Rex Grossman just threw a 80-yard TD pass to Justin Gage!

by Frolicking Bear February 8, 2004

Grossman

In American Football, the act of a Quarterback dropping back to pass, and then fumbling the ball away, particularly in an important situation.

My Niners would have won last week if only Alex Smith hadn't pulled a Grossman in the fourth quarter.

by RaDio3210 September 27, 2011

groomslady

When a girl is a groomsmen.

Molly is going to be Jeff's groomslady.

Did you check out that groomslady? She's much hotter than a bridesmaid!

by guy has more girls as friends November 13, 2011

Groomarang

A man who get out of one engagement just to enter another

Steve is a total groomarang just six months ago he was engaged to Kim now he's engaged to Stacy!

by Trashj October 24, 2012

Grootmanism

From the slang term grootman. Grootmanism is the art of leading by example.

I was acting out and my elder brother put me in my place. He displayed the true definition of grootmanism.

by Murendi Wisdom April 4, 2020