roommates

roommates: noun.

Group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
Usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
Commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
The American equivalent of flatmates in the UK.

The roommates split the rent and argued about everything else.

by KinOhio September 19, 2006

roommate with bennifits

simular to "friend with bennifits"
a Roommate (normally opposit sex) that acts as a fuck buddy.
someone you live with but do not have a relationship with, but will on occasion, use for sex.

Yes, he is just a Roommate with Bennifits, I can fuck him when ever I need too, like after being at the bar and only meeting losers... but I come home horny.

by MyFavorite2Reds June 1, 2011

grammateur

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.

Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.

by chawalte January 23, 2010

shitty roommate

A roommate that no one ever should have. This is a roommate that never cleans the room and is a total dick to his roommates. He stays up late doing his homework because he was too busy watching tv. Takes the longest showers and messes with the temperature. He also has no problem walking around naked and showing the world his tiny dick. The world would be better without the shitty roommate.

Erin: Jeff is such a shitty roommate, he always does things intentionally to piss off chris and ryan.

Rest of the track team: Yeah he is a total dick

by crooky12345 March 21, 2011

Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010

Roommate

The epitome of douchbaggery. Brings random "women" to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. Dick move.

Roommate: Dude I just brought home sara! Oh, we're gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on YOUR tv. So don't bother us.
Me: Fuck you and your douchebaggery.

by T3hMasterChief August 29, 2009

roommate

the bitch that sleeps in the room across the hall in my apartment who is a filthy whore with a short temper and annoying voice. The person that also messes up the kitchen and living room after you've cleaned it up like a 5 year old.

My roommate would not stop talking as she spread her filth around the room

by Yvonne Houston March 6, 2009